A Field Guide to Commenting on Conservative Blogs
I’ve criticised the Left-Wing UK site, Liberal Conspiracy in the past, but they’ve got a great post up today titled ‘A-Z of right-wing online commenting’ which bills itself as a guide for Conservative commenting in the blogosphere.
Some highlights:
ARRESTED - means someone did it.
BROWN, GORDON - please don’t use his correct name. Acceptable names are Jock McBottler, Gordie McHaggis, Tartan McBroon, Jimmy McIrnBru, etc. Must be blamed for everything in the world, eg man attacked by hedgehog in New Zealand.
IT NEVER DID ME ANY HARM - can be used for bullying, beating, torture, any kind of child abuse basically.
JUDGES - Sopping-wet pinko fools who let everyone off crimes and don’t give anyone life in prison for stealing a penny bun from a market stall, so are therefore a ’soft-touch’ thanks to NU LAB and THE PC BRIGADE.
ZERO TOLERANCE - would solve everything. All children found on streets killed would mean no more yobs bothering our grannies. Being flayed alive for theft would stop all thefts instantly. But will this Government do anything? No they won’t!
We need some Australian specific ones I think. Climate Change needs to be first on the list….
(PS I definitely didn’t laugh at Tartan McBroon J )
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